See y’all in Baltimore for #Preakness

Cold plate for @todddefeo

Original Zenyatta painting at NTWA dinner #bc10

Main course at Turf writers dinner

At the train table at Lynn’s Paradise Cafe & the whirl of swirl

Cella to Woods: “Whoa there, big fella! No need to play in the Masters.”

“I’m supposed to be a franchise trainer and we talking about workouts. Not a race. We talking about a workout. Not a race that she’ll go out there and die for and run like it could be her last race, but we’re talking about a workout. A workout, man. How silly is that?”

Some guy who is not Michael Gill contemplates how many things in this picture are the complete opposite of anything Michael Gill would do, own, or sit on.

Eclipse Award-winning photo or Superfly Jimmy Snuka impression?

YOU DECIDE!

And down the stretch they come, but the outcome doesn’t matter. They’re all losers.

Has anyone seen this man? He supposedly co-owns the filly on his hat.

This lady, who is approximately the average age of a racetrack patron, uses her hands and teeth to illustrate the maximum number of horses who can start in the Apple Blossom Invitational Stakes.

With hotels in Hot Springs filling up, jockey Calvin Borel recommends a place in Little Rock where you can get yourself clean and have a good meal.

A remix of an interview with Mary Hartmann, trainer of Presious Passion

Metaphorically speaking, the size of Mike Smith’s headache. He is seen here screaming for Excedrin.